Blog Post #11

Sister: I met the perfect man yesterday I'm sure it was love at first sight.
Jonathan(Me): Where did you meet this "perfect" man?
Sister: At the club
Me:The club? Interesting
Sister: Why is that interesting?
Me: I don't think that is a very reliable place to meet someone
Sister: Well he was nice to me
Me: That is because he was probably wasted when he saw you
Sister: Well it is a club
Me: Right so you admit that he had a little to drink?
Sister: Of course everyone did
Me: Well don't be so quick to assume why do you think he had to drink?
Sister: I don't know, why what do you think?
Me: To get some liquid courage, now let me ask you did you get his number?
Sister: No he said he couldn't remember his so I gave mine
Me: Did he call you yet?
Sister: No but I'm sure he will
Me: I wouldn't wait too long if I were you. Why do you think it was love at first sight?
Sister: He was funny, charming and handsome
Me: Those are just all traits by funny he was probably showing off to his friends by charming he was probably trying to please you to get you in bed and by handsome he was probably trying to dress to impress
Sister: Your such a idiot your just jealous
Me: Nope just looking out for you
Sister: So what if he was showing off or trying to dress to impress?
Me: Well why does he feel the need to make himself the center of attention by showing off. What kind of questions did he ask you?
Sister: Well you know boys will be boys or men rather will be men
Me: Right so all boys have to fall into this one category?
Sister: Well no it's just sort of expected
Me: What kind of questions did he ask you?
Sister: My age, where I'm from and stuff.
Me: Doesn't sound like to me like he was interested in a long term relationship
Sister: Well what do you expect for him to ask me about my feelings and if I have children?
Me: Why what would happen if he asked that
Sister: That doesn't sound very manly to me but it is a club realistically speaking no one will ever ask that.
Me: So why did you go there if you weren't looking for a long term relationship?
Sister: Well I don't know just for fun
Me: Well sounds like to me you were his prize and basically his tool he used you and let you go
Sister: What kind of brother are you?
Me: I'm just trying to warn you what most guys in the club are like and what they are looking for
Sister: Oh ok Mr. Big Man
Me: Not at all not all anyone can tell you this so next time when you go to a club don't think you will meet the perfect man because man are not there to meet women but rather use them or maybe the other way around who know you guys use each other? Look it's ok for you to go there to have fun we all need a little fun but that is it just fun don't think too much of the whole experience. Unless of course he calls you
Sister: He will your wrong about him
Me: I hope I am too.